added 2007 Sun Jun 10 10:02:29 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.
added 2007 Wed Apr 11 10:21:37 by ind06
The school dance is tonight. Can our boyhood hero finally muster the courage to talk to Susie? Maybe, but first, he must pop the massive zit that's consuming his entire face.
The school dance is tonight. Can our boyhood hero finally muster the courage to talk to Susie? Maybe, but first, he must pop the massive zit that's consuming his entire face.
added 2007 Sun Apr 1 7:54:44 by gatitabonitasen
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A greater sensitivity of cats to a chemical found in plastics and pesticides could explain why they've died in larger numbers than have dogs after eating contaminated pet food, experts said Saturday. The small number of confirmed reports of pet deaths bolstered by a far larger number of unconfirmed anecdotal reports suggests c
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A greater sensitivity of cats to a chemical found in plastics and pesticides could explain why they've died in larger numbers than have dogs after eating contaminated pet food, experts said Saturday. The small number of confirmed reports of pet deaths bolstered by a far larger number of unconfirmed anecdotal reports suggests c
added 2007 Tue Mar 20 17:22:49 by gatitabonitasen
HIS hands were bleeding and his eyes filled with tears as, four years ago, he slammed a sledgehammer into the tiled plinth that held a seven-metre bronze statue of Saddam Hussein. Then Kadhim al-Jubouri spoke of his joy at being the leader of the crowd that toppled the statue in Baghdad's Firdous Square. Now, he is filled with nothing but regret
HIS hands were bleeding and his eyes filled with tears as, four years ago, he slammed a sledgehammer into the tiled plinth that held a seven-metre bronze statue of Saddam Hussein. Then Kadhim al-Jubouri spoke of his joy at being the leader of the crowd that toppled the statue in Baghdad's Firdous Square. Now, he is filled with nothing but regret
added 2007 Sun Feb 11 1:07:41 by worker
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
